Brittnie Jade

Birthday: October 1st
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Astrological Sign: Libra

Red Ledger

Make good on your promises and work off some of your misdeeds.

Gears and Giggles

Clowny Fun meets Steampunk Sexy in this sexy set.

Another Castle

Any princess worth her weight in toadstools can rescue herself.

What makes me a Geek Goddess?

I started gaming when I was 4 and developed a love for all things geek and nerd at very young age. I eat, sleep and breathe geekdom. My friends say that I’m a 14 year old boy stuck in the body of a hot chick and I completely agree with them.

– Brittnie Jade

My nerdy little secrets.

I played lead trumpet in my high school marching band and was President of the drama club. Also I’m a sucker for marketing schemes. If it’s got a superhero or any other character I like on it I’ll buy it! I don’t care what it is! I once came home with 10 cans of X-men spaghetti O’s. I was in a low budget Horror film called Blood Widow.

Dream Cosplay

Mad Moxxi from Borderlands. I love her SO much! I’d also like to someday get some girls together and do a post-apocalyptic Disney princess group cosplay.

Favorites

Convention: DragonCon
Real Geek Female: Chloe Dykstra seems like a pretty cool chick. Also fellow Geek Goddess, Kearstin. I’m a big fan. She is the reason I tried out for GG in the first place!
Fictional Geek Female: Willow Rosenburg from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Character to Cosplay: Steampunk Harley Quinn. I feel like such a sexy bad ass when I put that costume on. Lady Deadpool is a close second.
Food: Lobster. Yeah, I’m not a cheap date. But macaroni and cheese is also pretty damn awesome.
Movie: Too many favorites to just pick one. ALL the classic Universal monster films. Army of Darkness, Jurassic Park, Pulp Fiction, Labyrinth, Empire Strikes Back, classic Disney films, and pretty much anything horror related. I’m a total gore hound.
TV Show: The Twilight Zone, Quantum Leap, Dexter, Lost, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones
Color: Purple
Style of Panties:Boy shorts. I have a slight panty obsession. I own over 200 pair.

Brittnie’s Blogs

I want YOU!

Today I shot GG’s 4th of July Holiday set. It was SO fun. I hope you guy love it as much as I loved shooting it. I tried to make it very patriotic yet boner inducing at the same time. I may have even thrown in a bit of bondage

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WOOP WOOP *Happy Dance*

Sorry I’ve been MIA for a couple of weeks. I had serious business going on with school. But I got it done and graduated!!! YAY!! So now I will have more time to focus on GG stuff and get more cosplays cranked out. Also you might be seeing bit more

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Handing in my woman card…..

It’s official folks! I am the WORST woman ever. As some of you loyal followers and friends may know, I started makeup artist/FX school back in March. Im an ace at all things makeup so far but the last few days we have had a special guest instructor come in

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holy wow!

I had some dental work done recently and got some pain meds. These things knock me right the hell out! As I type this my arms feel like they are floating away …….yeah just thought I would share. I hate meds, altering my brain chemicals and what not. ugh.

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Spoil Brittnie with a gift from her Wishlist.

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